What movies have not aged well?

-”Ah so!”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why are you bare-nakedly displaying your anti-Trump bias while ignoring the liberals' destruction of the US? I am now blocking your e-mails because of your biased articles.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why doesn’t the UK change their flag?

-J W Pepper

From Russia With Love

The Man with the Golden Gun

What is your first experience having sex with older men?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Will my 9 year old face more difficulties than most girls her age if she’s an early bloomer? My daughter already needs regular B cup bras. The doctor says that my daughter will be even more developed by 11-12 years of age.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

A View to a Kill

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Why does he text me first but when I never text first he gets mad?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-All the bad guys are black.

Moonraker

Do most men prefer curvy women or skinny women?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Octopussy

Live and Let Die

How can parents identify and address early signs of racial bias in young children?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

You Only Live Twice

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Do all therapists specialize in one specific type of therapy, or are they trained in multiple types?

Goldfinger

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why do narcissists keep calling on the phone after years of separation?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

How safe is it to travel to Kashmir in 2024?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Dr No

To those people in the world who have access to universal healthcare, what experiences could you share with Americans in order for us to understand how it affects your life (positively or negatively)?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!