What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

HELLO

Has anyone experienced an out of the body experience, as a child, years before you had ever heard the term or understood the implications?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

{RING} {RING}

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Why do trans people get so deeply offended when a stranger misgenders them, especially when it's a first encounter? I've been socially transitioned for 4 years and it just feels like a waste of energy to be so hurt by it.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

What is the best phrase that sums up Tim Burton's Netflix Wednesday series cast? What is your unedited opinion about it?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Why is America so fucked up?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Yes sir it is.

Sure no problem officer.

What is the meaning behind people claiming to hear voices of God in their heads without anyone else hearing them? Is this a sign of mental illness or possession by an evil spirit?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

After a few moments he returns.

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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